UFOs and Dogs

Given as Fact:
1. I was listening to George Noory on CoasttoCoastAM.com one Sunday night and the guest host was interviewing a UFO specialist.


2. There is a book by David Brin that has as a title: "The Uplift Wars" and here is the quick and dirty synopsis - there are aliens in the 5 galaxies and that each alien species would go out and uplift the inhabitants of a planet with the caveat that the inhabitants owe the patron race 1 million years worth of service before the lease on the planet expires with the galactic land bureau and the inhabitants then can become uplifters themselves to serve. This book goes on to flesh out the story that humans on earth are a wolfling race - they uplifted themselves. The problem is nobody believes it and the various factions start to war over who owns us for their purposes. We do have our supporters within the 5 galaxies though who help our cause.

3. It is now known (see PBS: Nature) that domestication of wolfs (dogs) first showed up in/around Southeast Asia (China) about 50,000 years ago. This lead to humans forming settlements and agriculture. This gave rise to religion, arts, governments, laws.


Unproven but worth including for conjecture sake:

1. Rosewell was said to happen 1947.
2. A very quick upgrade to the transistor was suddenly a major breakthrough.
3. Tiny UFOs that have been pictured for many years during the early 1950s and 60s.


My theory:
Dogs are our sponsors. Its why there are jokes that we pick up their poop and if aliens did come, they would think the dogs were the ones to have a conversation with. Dogs uplifted us 50,000 years ago by being useful to us and helping us evolve in all areas.

The tiny UFOs are in actuality real aliens also. The lives of millions of aliens is stored in virtual space and thus the UFOs that are paper plate size would be able to hold them easily. Also, they could achieve faster than light speeds at such small proportions.

Conclusion:
The aliens are trying to wrest control of us and the planet with their tiny transistor chips that now are embedded in almost everything we have and do. They want us to work 24/7 so that we push to the point that AI robots are needed to keep up (see Honda's new personal AI robot assistant that plays violin). We are not having as many children because its impossible (some would say selfish) to have a child and lead a sane lifestyle with all the gadgets that call our attention elsewhere. The aliens that came to Roswell were the virtual minds that had been uploaded and left physical bodies to make the journey thru the stars to this planet. The 'robot' or silver body of Roswell was their attempt to make an AI body to hold a download of 1 of the minds from the millions as a way of making contact.

Now its become a fight between the passive dogs, who take us away from our computers, our businesses, our constant computer orchestrated lives vs. the virtual millions of aliens that are pushing us to make the AIs that we need to keep up with the every increasing time constraints on us. Humans cannot work 24/7 but DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING PUSHED TO DO SO? Ever wonder why?

So, the dogs, our patrons, keep us sane by making us take them for walks, do things outdoors (where there are no computers - just nature), have fun, reconnect with quiet and our own thoughts.

The time will come though when the machine aliens will make it so that there will be laws on the books that diminish the capacity to own a dog and that day will be the real fight for our souls.